Monday, November 19, 2007
Man Injured in Fall
On November 18th, at 2:00 AM, Amherst Officers responded to a College Street residence for a report of an unconscious male. Upon arrival, Officers Lamoureux and Matuszko discovered that the male, a 20-year-old UMass student from Framingham, MA, had fallen off of a residential porch that was 15-feet high. According to witness accounts of the incident, the injured individual, who was allegedly intoxicated, thought it would be a good idea to stand on the railing of the porch while urinating. The male was transported to Baystate Medical Center with facial injuries and is expected to be released today.
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2 comments:
Yeah, beer will do that. Make you urinate; and make you think you are invincible. Not a great combination if you live on the second floor (lucky thing nobody was directly below.)
I feel a little guilty about laughing at idiots who hurt themselves...
...but I just can't help it.
I wonder if there's a YouTube video of this incident...
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